I was always fascinated by the fact that the doctor who completes university studies, is not really a doctor, but an accomplished physician who spent 5 (or more) years studying various diseases, and after years of learning has to go through decades of learning through practice, to become good at what he does. From this perspective, I ask why (on earth) people who wrote 4 lines think that they are writers?! Don’t agree with me, that goes for all of you who have published 2-3 stories or even the whole book.

Not sure whether you are aware of the fact that writing at the beginning is completely deceiving. It’s similar to any other skill: at first glance it looks very easy until you try it. Suppose it was a plane ride (especially if you watched too many movies in which everyone who knows how to hold the steering wheel successfully land the plane that is crashing), while in fact only when you sit on the pilot’s place, you realize that is not exactly as it seems. And while driving plane can leave fatal consequences for you and your passengers, writing is a lot more subtle: your first story may look just fine (especially if you are literate), although at later point is probably quite weak.

Of course, since you are on my blog, and you’re interested in writing, you probably have your “reasons” why you are writing. In the introductory part of this best online course ever (which is by the way free), you have to answer yourself why are you  writing; you have a great idea for a book, you’ve always been good with words, writing is your passion or if you have some other reason.

However, do your reasons make you a writer?

Unfortunately – NO. Being a writer is not an easy job like I write ergo I am a writer (unless you’re a wunderkind, but then you’re not reading this). Yes, writing is an art, but (creative) writing have to be mastered as a skill first.

You have the talent, you have the desire and the occasional attacks of inspiration, but to learn to write as a writer, you will also need – time. Of course, this is not such a bad news as it seems at first. If writing was an easy task, trust me that my book would be a bestseller already, and I wouldn’t run a blog at all. And we would all be happy and rich writers who receive million bucks for each story that we publish. But then any new book would have absolutely no meaning, and our literary effect wouldn’t exist.

Writing is, simply, like any other profession. No, you do not become a writer overnight. And inspiration and motivation are to blame, as many authors say that they miss them on daily basis. But, as the title of this article suggests, screw inspiration! While I’m not denying that I will one day write a text on how to find the motivation to write, motivation is nothing but a habit. Therefore, create a habit to write and this will create a motivation, and with the arrival of motivation also comes – inspiration.

Introduction to the task

Do you go to the dentist twice a year and your teeth look amazing? No you don’t, you wash them every day. Do you do 5 push-ups and you abs like Brad Pitt in Fight Club? No you don’, you go to the gym 4 times a week. These little, everyday, boring tasks are what make your teeth and your body look fantastic. There is no good genetics, nor the body of Daniel Craig in James Bond is inherited (feel free to replace the actor and body type at your sole discretion). The same applies to your writing. There is no extraordinary talent nor I write when I have inspiration. You have to be persistent and write, write, write… And write some more. Perfect husband is not the one who buys his wife a bouquet for her birthday and take her to the restaurant for Valentine’s Day. No, perfect husband is the one who says good morning love before he looks at his phone. Who opens door for her and carries bags from the market. The one who listens when she has a bad day. And so no, writing is not something that happens overnight. This is something that can be built up and the result is obtained with continuity.

This doesn’t mean that you are writing “bad” right now. On the contrary. Unlike the airplane ride, for writing you only need a little literacy and little exercises. Ask yourself – what you want to achieve with writing? Where are you as a writer in a year and where in five? Write down your goals in a diary or planner. What can you achieve in a month? What are the obstacles that you encounter? What makes it easy to write (besides reading this blog)? And to show you how you are going to be in the best writer’s form ever in just a month, here one completely crazy task.

Task: Improvising Inspiration

Type: requires feedback

Langth: 500 words

In the following week, find 30 minutes a day to write. Write every day a text of 500 words on one of the following subjects:

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Aim of the task

Yes, you read that right. The exercise lasts for the whole week and requires you to write every day! Some of these titles you have experience in (eg. adolescence), while some are not (eg. 13 ways of palm reading). The point of the exercise is to develop concentration and improvisation, as well as to develop the habit of writing; something like learning notes before you design your own melody. When you finish this exercise, you can make up your own headlines or put together several texts into a story. While you may not still be recognised author, you will be closer to your goal and see your own progress… And at the end of the week, you will have as much as 7 stories completed! Or maybe even 31, if you wish to continue writing…

Although this exercise lasts for a whole month, I invite you to share one text on one of the topics in the comments. Also, once you write your text, evaluate the text of someone who has already made a comment, and be sure to leave a meaningful suggestion; list what you like and what doesn’t sound good, explain why and suggest changes. Also, if you liked this article, feel free to like, share, pin, comment, sponsor blog, donate organs, give blood, take your old stuff to someone who needs it more, call someone you didn’t talk in while or just laugh… So you can prove that inspiration can be improvised and turned into a beautiful action 😉

Enjoy!

To keep everything in one place, here’s the whole online course here: 

INTRODUCTION: Why Do I Write

FIRST PART: Screw Inspiration – it’s this text 🙂

SECOND PART: Common Writing Mistakes

THIRD PART: Surprise Your Reader

FOURTH PART: Enemies & Allies Of Writing

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4 Comments

  1. Pozdrav, Ana.
    Jučer sam napisala pričicu prema Improvizaciji inspiracije, tema br. 1- Putovanje kroz spavaću sobu
    Vidim, nitko još nije zagrizao 😉 i imam čast probiti led prva.
    “Udrite me muški”!

    Putovanje kroz spavaću sobu
    Savladao sam sve prepreke ispred sebe. Sva ta preživljena muka ispunjava me ponosom. Takve stvari ljudi pričaju unucima, ali ja nisam čovjek. Idući prema cilju, nijednom nisam pomislio na barijere. Zato sam uspio.
    Pretrpio sam gadan pad na leđa. Sve me zaboljelo, no ignorirao sam žiganje, i nastavio penjanje. Proklizivao sam, ali inat da se uspem preko strmog brda, napunio me dodatnom snagom. Čuo sam da je iza njega neizmjerno bogatstvo. Bio sam uporan. Nisam znao da li je put dugačak ili kratak. Nije to ni bilo bitno, nisam mario.
    Ravna površina prevladavala je svuda oko mene. Valjalo mi se pričuvati, jer su čula osjetila vibraciju nečijeg prisustva. Pogledavao sam svuda ali ne vidjeh nikog.
    – Bolje ne gledaj, ne misli na nebitne ometajuće stvari – obratio mi se unutarnji glas. Ticala su pulsirala sve snažnije, tlo je počelo podrhtavati. Uhvati me neugoda.
    Što je to? – pomislih, dok sam u daljini napokon vidio nešto. Fatamorgana? Da, nalik je šumi u pustinji. Bio sam brži do tamo od živog lupanja srca i spasio se, barem na kratko. Kiselina u meni se počela stvarati, to je podsvjesna radnja kod nas mrava.
    U sekundi, uz intenzivan tresak, pored mene se spustila ogromna noga. Uspaničen, otrčah što dalje od grdosije. Bez osvrtanja. Izašao sam iz tepiha i upao u spasonosni jarak između pločica. Slobodno sam se kretao, ali mi nije bilo do šetnje već da čim prije skinem teret brige hoće li me div zgniječiti.
    Nije mi naudio, a stigao jesam do mjesta koje me u mašti mamilo. Raskoš mi je oduzimala dah. Nisu lagali da ima svega, niti sam mogao odlučiti što bih prvo okusio. Komadići voća, mrvice kruha, sjemenke, čokolada. Pomislio sam na Raj i poželio ovdje ostati.
    No želje su jedno, stvarnost drugo. Ja sam osobni izviđač naše Matice Majke, koja trenutno polaže jajašaca. Ako se ne vratim, izgubit ću ugled u združnoj zajednici. No, ono što ne bih podnio je da moja kraljica gladuje.
    Natrpao sam na leđa svega pomalo i uzdahnuvši, očima se oprostio od poda u dnevnoj sobi. Vraćao sam se hodnikom prema spavaćoj sobi, gdje je iza ormara prolaz ka tunelu u zemlji do našeg utočišta, što su moja vrijedna braća mjesecima kopala. Planirao sam u njega ubaciti hranu i potom dio po dio odnijeti Njoj.
    Na pola hodnika, nastupi tutnjava. Nisam bježao. Odlučio sam mirno nastaviti do sobe. Počeo me uvlačiti vjetar, zanositi me u naletima a pola stvari mi je popadalo na tlo. Dizao sam ih, borio se kao lud.
    Moram u tunel – mislio sam – hoću uspjeti. Blistav pod spavaonice sada je bio mokar i lijepio sam se za njega. Promijenio sam rutu. Nije bilo onog brda. Klonuo sam priljubljen uza zid hitajući prema ormaru. Naletio sam na pauka, isprskao ga iz žalca razarajućom tekućinom ravno u ogromnu glavu, koja mu izgrize sva četiri oka, a ja bezbrižno šmugnuo pokraj njega.
    Pobijedio sam. Donio sve, nahranio Maticu. Umoran i sretan, odlazim na počinak iz ljudske u mravlju odaju za snove.

    • Pa ja sam oduševljena 😀 Meni se baš dopada, znam da sam rekla da neću da komentarišem, ali eto, omaklo mi se 😉 Sjajno za ideju koja prevazilazi okvire teme! Narativno naravno uspešno i zanimljivo za čitanje 😀

  2. U potpunosti se slažem s navedenim. Bez iskustva na nekom polju ne možeš biti uspješan, pa čak i tada, ako nemaš ono nešto (x faktor) nemoj misliti da si najbolji, možda sa prizvukom “dobar”.

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